2008

azalben: McCain brings up some interesting...

azalben: Any day I can work in a "Dr....

azalben: Listening to an idiot on NY1 giving...

the goat

Cookie Jar

azalben: Make a one minute film, win $4000:...

azalben: Hey, anyone need two one day passes...

azalben: Looking at totally awesome "honest"...

azalben: The funniest part of this flow chart...

Elephant Larry '04

azalben: Kind of wish Steve Jobs would say,...

azalben: The reaction to Sarah Palin's debate...

azalben: Sarah Palin's Achilles Heel is that...

azalben: I think Sarah Palin just threatened...

azalben: "We're not doing specific things in...

azalben: Please stop mispronouncing...

azalben: Yes, Sarah, but even if the land was...

azalben: Uhoh. PalinBot2000 is running low on...

azalben: I think people wouldn't complain...

azalben: @bheater what can I say, I'm a...

azalben: I don't think you can call yourself...

azalben: Switching a bride's walking down the...

Sarah Palin Continues To Give Baby Answers

The Lake

azalben: OMG! Pushing Daisies is back...

azalben: The Two Towers score is kind of...

azalben: @cracksh0t Yeah, she said that butt...

Hey, I Read Every Blog

Newman, hungry.

azalben: Anne Hathaway talked to Esquire...

azalben: After listening to the scores all...

azalben: For anyone doing a Poe biopic,...

azalben: I think all comics should contain...

Happy Wedding, Biz And Stefan!

Who's That Girl?

azalben: Flight is delayed, so we're going to...

azalben: The new security checkpoint at the...

azalben: Been stuck on a mountain with no...

azalben: The wife is keeping me up late to...

azalben: My grandmother is now instructing us...

azalben: My grandmother's way of starting a...

azalben: My relatives are discussing YouTube...

azalben: Bear McCreary's Battlestar Galactica...

azalben: Someone needs to slap Brett Ratner...

azalben: It's always nice when a web search...

azalben: Kenneth Branagh is directing Thor,...

azalben: The milk I just bought expires on my...

azalben: If I said that the star of Sky High...

Yankees Building New Vacation Stadium In The...

azalben: The Waffle House has about twenty...

azalben: Waffle House!

azalben: Yes, Sarah Palin. Let us not forget...

azalben: Hank's Gourmet Infusions Green Apple...

azalben: Heading to NC on JetBlue. I always...

azalben: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace=Awesome

azalben: The only interesting thing I've done...

azalben: The hot coffee searing my throat...

azalben: It took me only ten minutes to get...

azalben: Things I Learned From Heroes: People...

azalben: Is it weird that I'm excited for...

azalben: NewTeeVee on the Stack's "hiatus:"...

azalben: I think biting into a bad carrot...

azalben: I think I just did an interview,...

azalben: Good thing I had Alan Moore's 3D...

azalben: @cracksh0t A new one???

azalben: There's a Swedish restaurant that...

azalben: A non-English speaker wearing a...

azalben: First dentist appointment in five...

azalben: @youngamerican Use it to fund...

azalben: Comic Book Club tonight with The...

azalben: It's far to Fallish to do anything...

azalben: Inordinately excited that there's...

azalben: It's International Talk Like a...

The Stadium

azalben: Reading review comics outside, to...

azalben: I think I accidentally built myself...

azalben: @deadfrog Well, I did just get...

azalben: Putting together a list of Death...

azalben: You win this round, Jonas Brothers.

azalben: Actually, less hardcore than "Get...

azalben: "Get Silly" is the least hardcore...

Birthday Observation

azalben: About to test the Oswalt Theory of...

azalben: The reports of the KFC Famous Bowl's...

XXX: The Death of Xander Cage

azalben: Character Idea - Clamonkey: Half...

azalben: If I ran up to you and said "Give me...

azalben: Hilarious Television Parody Idea:...

azalben: Yes, sarcastic bartender, I know...

azalben: Jordan hides backstage before Comic...

azalben: Healthcare protest about to break...

azalben: I believe the technical term for...

azalben: I wonder how upset that kid on the...

azalben: @caseymckinnon Hi, Casey! (Is that...

azalben: @jengrunwald I think you and I are...

azalben: I want one of these so badly it...

azalben: Comic Book Club tonight at 8pm! See...

azalben: Watching terrible, boring television...

azalben: Turns out it wasn't the coffee and...

Hadron vs. Hardon

azalben: Haven't had this much coffee, or...

azalben: I'm road-testing a iPhone 3G...

azalben: After walking 8-10 hours a day for...

azalben: @cracksh0t Oh DID he now? Someone is...

azalben: Just found an ice cream bar we...

azalben: Yeah, Europe was nice; but my own...

azalben: Back in NYC! Only five or six more...

azalben: From the "Magic Kitten, Magic Puppy"...

azalben: Just heard this on UK radio; I think...

azalben: Goodbye, London! I hardly knew you.

azalben: Wow, someone needs to import Mock...

azalben: Marni just drunk dialed our niece...

azalben: Eating at The Gun on the Thames....

azalben: Hotel booked us dinner at a place...

azalben: Here, on our last night, the hotel...

azalben: @jengrunwald Totally my fave too,...

azalben: Blue cheese and fig sandwich, with...

azalben: Got a train back to London with...

azalben: A Pancake Bacon is exactly what you...

azalben: Went to Eurostar to find out if they...

azalben: Also, French Haunted Mansion beats...

azalben: Btw, French Pirates of the Caribbean...

azalben: Trapped @ Disney, Day 2: Just read...

azalben: Had carrots thrown at us at the...

azalben: ...and then there was a fire in the...

azalben: Oh yeah. Closing it out with the...

azalben: Hooray! Rain stopped, game back on.

azalben: @cracksh0t Well, only because it's...

azalben: Last night in Paris is called early,...

azalben: Far too late, we have discovered the...

azalben: Sitting down to have a crepe (which...

azalben: Just found the craziest, not that...

azalben: Referring to a picture outside the...

azalben: No snowsuits, but the most awesome...

azalben: Turns out, the symbol of a bee in...

azalben: I'm assuming the "Sucette Rape"...

azalben: Just passed the Rue de Chloe...

azalben: Europeans seem far less interested...

azalben: Space Mountain: Mission 2... Oh...

azalben: Fun Fact: In Disneyland Paris, they...

azalben: Staying at the Hotel New York at...

azalben: Trains aren't working; ferry is sold...

azalben: Probably taking the train to another...

azalben: But don't worry, the Pope is here...

azalben: Our guidebook has betrayed Us for...

azalben: Mango passion fruit...

azalben: I think the Eiffel Tower may be...

azalben: The coffee tasted very precious and...

azalben: Totally accidentally having coffee...

azalben: Having slight vertigo issues with...

azalben: Paris is nothing but lame, stunning...

azalben: Having dinner at a ridiculous fast...

azalben: We think our friend Mary should move...

azalben: Four French people dressed all in...

azalben: The coolest thing about The Louvre...

azalben: Just went to Cineaqua which is: a...

azalben: A guy named Martin was just...

azalben: It was far too hilarious an option...

azalben: It's pretty ballsy of Guy Ritchie to...

azalben: How much is the most you've spent to...

azalben: Going to a great French restaurant...

azalben: The biggest play in Paris is...

azalben: I'm so sorry French lady. In New...

azalben: Friendly Europeans have spent the...

azalben: Sadly, the Dolphin Arcade did not...

azalben: It was just reported on the news...

azalben: Did not have champagne tea, as it...

azalben: I think we may be about to have...

azalben: There is nothing grosser I will...

azalben: The nice thing about Portobello Road...

azalben: @youngamerican Can't yet, too...

azalben: Oh man, having a driver at the...