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azalben: Kind of wish Steve Jobs would say, "The reports of my death have been greatly iXaggerated."
azalben: Kind of wish Steve Jobs would say, “The reports of my death have been greatly iXaggerated.”
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azalben: The reaction to Sarah Palin's debate performance is almost, word for word, how Star Wars fans responded to Episode 1. Seriously.
azalben: The reaction to Sarah Palin’s debate performance is almost, word for word, how Star Wars fans responded to Episode 1. Seriously.
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azalben: Sarah Palin's Achilles Heel is that she doesn't know what Achilles Heel means.
azalben: Sarah Palin’s Achilles Heel is that she doesn’t know what Achilles Heel means.
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azalben: I think Sarah Palin just threatened to kill Joe Biden's wife.
azalben: I think Sarah Palin just threatened to kill Joe Biden’s wife.
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azalben: "We're not doing specific things in Afghanistan! We're talking about doing GENERAL things!"
azalben: “We’re not doing specific things in Afghanistan! We’re talking about doing GENERAL things!”
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azalben: Please stop mispronouncing "nuclear." Didn't we already cover that a couple of years ago?
azalben: Please stop mispronouncing “nuclear.” Didn’t we already cover that a couple of years ago?
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azalben: Yes, Sarah, but even if the land was raped, it would still need to keep the baby, right?
azalben: Yes, Sarah, but even if the land was raped, it would still need to keep the baby, right?
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azalben: Uhoh. PalinBot2000 is running low on oil.
azalben: Uhoh. PalinBot2000 is running low on oil.
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azalben: I don't think you can call yourself a maverick, and still be a maverick. Unless your name is "Maverick."
azalben: I don’t think you can call yourself a maverick, and still be a maverick. Unless your name is “Maverick.”
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azalben: Switching a bride's walking down the aisle music for The Imperial March: awful, or awesome?
azalben: Switching a bride’s walking down the aisle music for The Imperial March: awful, or awesome?
