…because it’s way easier to post all my videos and writing and junk on tumblr, than on my actual website. You can contact me at azalben at gmail dot com. _uacct = "UA-4478511-1"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @zalben)http://zalben.tumblr.com/<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/948856410">azalben: McCain brings up some interesting points about Obama being an unknown, risky, choice. You know, a real maverick?</a>: azalben: McCain brings up some interesting points about Obama being an unknown, risky, choice. You know, a real maverick?http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53379325http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53379325Mon, 06 Oct 2008 20:43:45 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/948284216">azalben: Any day I can work in a "Dr. Giggles" joke is a good day: http://tinyurl.com/4w87fn</a>: azalben: Any day I can work in a “Dr. Giggles” joke is a good day: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/4w87fn">http://tinyurl.com/4w87fn</a>http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53346066http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53346066Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:43:30 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/948188745">azalben: Listening to an idiot on NY1 giving backhanded compliments to Iron Man: "At least some of it isn't a superhero movie."</a>: azalben: Listening to an idiot on NY1 giving backhanded compliments to Iron Man: “At least some of it isn’t a superhero movie.”http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53346067http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53346067Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:43:30 -0400<a href="http://elephantlarry.blogspot.com/2008/10/goat.html">the goat</a>http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53335065http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53335065Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:03:50 -0400<a href="http://elephantlarry.blogspot.com/2008/10/cookie-jar.html">Cookie Jar</a>http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53301196http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53301196Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:03:34 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/947597237">azalben: Make a one minute film, win $4000: http://tinyurl.com/3m2ss6 - Yes, I work on this (sort of), but it's still pretty fun.</a>: azalben: Make a one minute film, win $4000: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3m2ss6">http://tinyurl.com/3m2ss6</a> - Yes, I work on this (sort of), but it’s still pretty fun.http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53234333http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53234333Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:42:53 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/947302562">azalben: Hey, anyone need two one day passes to Disneyland Paris, good until 12/09/09? E-mail me if you're interested...</a>: azalben: Hey, anyone need two one day passes to Disneyland Paris, good until 12/09/09? E-mail me if you’re interested…http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53185856http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53185856Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:40:39 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/946704605">azalben: Looking at totally awesome "honest" personal ads in Park Slope bar: http://twitpic.com/enmf</a>: azalben: Looking at totally awesome “honest” personal ads in Park Slope bar: <a href="http://twitpic.com/enmf">http://twitpic.com/enmf</a>http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53160659http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/53160659Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:40:31 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/945366991">azalben: The funniest part of this flow chart is that Sarah Palin probably doesn't know what a flow chart is: http://adennak.com/blog/wordpress/?p=92</a>: azalben: The funniest part of this flow chart is that Sarah Palin probably doesn’t know what a flow chart is: <a href="http://adennak.com/blog/wordpress/?p=92">http://adennak.com/blog/wordpress/?p=92</a>http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52955958http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52955958Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:28:06 -0400<a href="http://elephantlarry.blogspot.com/2008/10/elephant-larry-04.html">Elephant Larry '04</a>http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52952631http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52952631Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:53:43 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/945322903">azalben: Kind of wish Steve Jobs would say, "The reports of my death have been greatly iXaggerated."</a>: azalben: Kind of wish Steve Jobs would say, “The reports of my death have been greatly iXaggerated.”http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52949944http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52949944Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:28:01 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/944910085">azalben: The reaction to Sarah Palin's debate performance is almost, word for word, how Star Wars fans responded to Episode 1. Seriously.</a>: azalben: The reaction to Sarah Palin’s debate performance is almost, word for word, how Star Wars fans responded to Episode 1. Seriously.http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52911577http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52911577Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:27:56 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/944406207">azalben: Sarah Palin's Achilles Heel is that she doesn't know what Achilles Heel means.</a>: azalben: Sarah Palin’s Achilles Heel is that she doesn’t know what Achilles Heel means.http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847690http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847690Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:27:31 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/944298085">azalben: I think Sarah Palin just threatened to kill Joe Biden's wife.</a>: azalben: I think Sarah Palin just threatened to kill Joe Biden’s wife.http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847691http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847691Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:27:31 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/944257122">azalben: "We're not doing specific things in Afghanistan! We're talking about doing GENERAL things!"</a>: azalben: “We’re not doing specific things in Afghanistan! We’re talking about doing GENERAL things!”http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847692http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847692Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:27:31 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/944225677">azalben: Please stop mispronouncing "nuclear." Didn't we already cover that a couple of years ago?</a>: azalben: Please stop mispronouncing “nuclear.” Didn’t we already cover that a couple of years ago?http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847693http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847693Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:27:31 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/944182306">azalben: Yes, Sarah, but even if the land was raped, it would still need to keep the baby, right?</a>: azalben: Yes, Sarah, but even if the land was raped, it would still need to keep the baby, right?http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847694http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847694Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:27:31 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/944169210">azalben: Uhoh. PalinBot2000 is running low on oil.</a>: azalben: Uhoh. PalinBot2000 is running low on oil.http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847695http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52847695Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:27:31 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/943396423">azalben: I don't think you can call yourself a maverick, and still be a maverick. Unless your name is "Maverick."</a>: azalben: I don’t think you can call yourself a maverick, and still be a maverick. Unless your name is “Maverick.”http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52801366http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52801366Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:27:28 -0400<a href="http://twitter.com/azalben/statuses/943244453">azalben: Switching a bride's walking down the aisle music for The Imperial March: awful, or awesome?</a>: azalben: Switching a bride’s walking down the aisle music for The Imperial March: awful, or awesome?http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52801367http://zalben.tumblr.com/post/52801367Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:27:28 -0400